PUGS. PUGS. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL DOGS. I LOVE THEM. LOOK AT THEIR SQUASHED FACES. SO NOBLE. SO WISE. THEIR EYES ARE FILLED WITH SUCH SOFT, QUIET TRAGEDY. THEY HAVE SEEN GREAT SORROWS, YET THEY HAVE KNOWN EVEN GREATER LOVE. SO KIND! SO FULL OF LOVE!
I am sorry we gave you such fucked up sinuses, pugs. Humans did you a wrong. :(((
Perhaps final Chloe Easter Punny shot for this year. Don’t think we can do better than this!
AM I ALIVE? DID IT WORK?
Yes. You have been in cryo-stasis for over a century, but we have successfully thawed and revived you. When we began the experiment in the late ’90s we were unsure how your body would handle such a long state of suspension, but you appear to be completely unharmed.
AMAZING. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WORKED. I’M SO EXCITED FOR ALL THE NEW TECHNOLOGY. DO WE HAVE SENTIENT HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTIONS? TELEPORTATION? PHILOTIC COMMUNICATION? WHAT YEAR IS IT? 2100? … 2105?
What? No, it’s 2012. You’ve been asleep for a hundred dog years. They don’t make CDs anymore and Apple made a phone that’s like a whole computer plus a camera that fits in your pocket but otherwise it’s basically the same.
… OH.
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